March 2012
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February 2012
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That awkward moment when you celebrate Mustache March with two mustaches, one on your face and the other
Uh… Somewhere else.
Serious Night Ride
feedusfetusfajitas:
natural-born-farmer:
prof-alleman:
xderekxguidry:
Thursday night. Hit me up if you want to ride.
Getting my bike fixed tomorrow!
Just checked the weather, I didn’t account that it may rain when I planned this…
Oops.
That fucking sucks.
Aye bruh, ziploc your valuables. Let’s have fun.
Serious Night Ride
prof-alleman:
xderekxguidry:
Thursday night. Hit me up if you want to ride.
Getting my bike fixed tomorrow!
Just checked the weather, I didn’t account that it may rain when I planned this… Oops.
When you take a shit so powerful that your spine shivers.
Someone make a meme of people who think they’re funny for using memes on Facebook.
If your “post hardcore” band has synth and techno programming behind your music, and/or a “breakdown” in every song, your band is not a “post hardcore” band.
I believe the genre you are portraying has a specific name, and that name is “Modern American Musical Faggotry”
Getting that 2007 Chevy Silverado Thursday.
Still gonna ride my bike everywhere.
I just became the manager of a grocery store.
What a faggot I am.
Having small talk with Anne Frank tonight.
When people don’t pronounce an “H” at the beginning of a word.
For example: (H)ouston, (h)uge.
With mustache march approaching, I can only hope my girlfriend won’t break up with me for looking so creepy.
“I’m the designated driver, therefore I demand a wristband that respects my responsibility.” - Hank Hill.
Genesis has just joined Bon Jovi and U2 as the top most annoying bands in my fucking life.
I give it until the weekend.
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I should stop drinking beer.
